*Asshole freshmen who take hats and sit on them and lie about stuff should be kicked by horses. You know who you are.
*School is almost over.
*I'm planning on stripping on the last day of school if I'm forced to go. May as well go out with a bang.
That's all. I hope most of you are fatally wounded over the next couple months.
June 7, 2000-Wow I haven't touched this site in awhile. Yeah. I'm sure you all care so much. I can't get my damn counter to work so I have no idea how many of you bored little people actually go to my site. Not like I care. Anyway I'm gonna change some stuff but for now here's some interesting stuff.
*Jess Jensen can't keep her legs closed
*If you see Jenn Geller's boyfried, be kind to him. He's blind.
*There is some girl in my French class who should beat herself with a club. Actually, I'll help her out with that. Her name is Ashley I think.
*Steve Denier tried to make out with his mom.
Well that's all for now. Have a great day, asshole.
April 18, 2000-Let's see....nothing new today. Suck my ass, I couldn't care less. If you have funny pictures mail them to me. Soon, we will have the first character from Wizard of Oz...the Scarecrow!!!!
April 12, 2000-Well, its finally tyme fo' an update. ah'm sure none o' ya actually care, but ah couldn't give less o' uh sheeit. So jet sit on uh hot poker an' enjoy yourself. ya iz worthless. Not sure if ah'm going ta do anythin' but dis here news update. salad tosser, sho 'nuff!. (Translation-Well, its finally time for an update. I'm sure none of you actually care, but I couldn't give less of a shit. So go sit on a hot poker and enjoy yourself. You are worthless. Not sure if I'm going to do anything but this news update. Fag.)
March 29, 2000-God school sucks. We had another freaking bomb threat so we had to sit outside for damn near 2 hours. It's just ridiculous. Anyway, make sure to sign the guestbook, and my new page will up soon, it will have doctored pictures of people on it.
March 28, 2000-Wha da dily yo? everybody. da guestbook iz up, so please sign. Also, Steve wuz supposed ta git da counter working but it ain't, so smack him if ya see him. If ya wants ta view da guestbook dere iz uh link on da links page. Now, werk on killing yourself. Try uh length o' extension cord an' uh ceiling fan, sho' nuff. (English translation-Hi everybody. The guestbook is up, so please sign. Also, Steve was supposed to get the counter working but it isn't, so smack him if you see him. If you want to view the guestbook there is a link on the links page. Now, work on killing yourself. Try a length of extension cord and a ceiling fan.)
March 27, 2000-More stuff is up, but I'm still looking for funny pictures. Today at school we had a bomb scare. How fun. Jim Denier the fag was making fun of me, but since he has prosthetic testicles I don't really mind.
March 26, 2000-I put up the links page, as well as some new photos. I'm working on the Contact Page, so that may or may not be up later.
March 25, 2000-The site is established. I'm looking for more Ninja Turtles pictures. Right now, my girlfriend is on medicine. She sounds like an Irish guy at happy hour.
This is what your baby thinks of you.